#30: christmastime is here

the staff of baloney bed and breakfast were asked what they wanted for christmas this year. here are their replies. *insert Law & Order chung-CHUNG sound effect here*

merry christmas and/or happy holidays to everyone out there! thanks for reading baloney this year!

#29: baloney: a cautionary tale

well, this is it, folks...how it all began. hooray for some kind of narrative coherence!

#28: miracle hugs

argus is totally huggable, but are his "miracle hugs" worth all the hurt? all the pain? all the awkwardness? you decide.

#27: mommy issues

periwinkle wants to find out the identity of his mother. wool wants to poke fun.

#26: the cuteness monopoly

peppermint thinks she and berry would make a great team. berry, however, is starting to see peppermint in a new light.

#25: merriweather's crush

the most socially awkward member of the group has had a secret crush (unhealthy obsession?) for quite some time. going public wasn't easy for him.

#24: awkward family photo

photo time! but some people aren't happy with the crowding.

#23: bake sale = controversy

aren't bake sales just the pits? baked goods aren't for everybody. strawberry shortcake is not for strawberries.

#22: mondo, goats, and warm fuzzies

i'm kinda proud of this one. i had fun with it. :) enjoy the strip and your weekend!

#21: peppermint and middle names

happy wednesday! this week, i'm introducing a new character: peppermint. she's a cat-peppermint hybrid. or something like that. she likes to gossip (as you'll see). she's probably the most intelligent character on this blog (that's what she'd tell you, anyway).

#20: low budget

hope you enjoy this comic strip and have a great rest of your week! yes, the budget is low, but you can expect even more new faces very soon.

#19: strawberry shortcakes

more with berry this week... enjoy!

#18: berry

i'm sorry for the excruciating wait! i'm back, but at this point the plan is to update when possible...so don't expect new strips every tuesday. that said, i'll try to post when i can!



this time, i'm introducing a new face to the mix. his name's berry. he's the most relentlessly optimistic strawberry ever; he says and does everything with a smile. he does have a creepy side, though.

#17: whatcha readin'?

the dog days of summer are upon us. thus, it's the perfect time for you to visit your local library. if you can't exercise your body, exercise your brain! (or...if this applies to you...exorcise your children. jk jk)



we caught up with some visitors at the library. they were chosen at random to answer one question... "whatcha readin'?".

special edition: gotta catch 'em all!

thanks a bunch to http://www.pokemoncardmaker.org/ for providing such a fun card generator!

#16: iggy's future's so bright, he gotta wear shades.

I'm sorry for the small amount of content this week...but I'm busy. :/ Luckily, my schedule will be lighter next week, so hopefully there will be a bigger update then.

Enjoy this regardless!

#15: the first annual national baloney spelling bee

actual winning word of the actual spelling bee: "stromuhr"

peace and blessings!

#14: dear mother.

i didn't miss mother's day, did i? well, shoot. anyway, i hope everyone had a memorable memorial day and a merry month of may! if not, sorry. i can't do anything for you. but do enjoy this strip.

#13: periwinkle.

happy tuesday! slightly big changes coming to the site soon!

#12: dark merriweather!

happy tuesday! hope you enjoy this goofy little strip. also, if there's a character you'd like to see more of, let me know! i'll try to please you.

#11: leon the charlatan.

it's tuesday! i'm pretty fond of this strip, actually, although i do apologize for the slightly low quality of it.

#10: little rojo!

#9: merry band of merriment

on guitar, argus.
on alto sax, iggy.
on flute, antoine.
vocals, fuchsia.

#8: meet mr. eggers.

mr. eggers is a tribute to a current favorite author of mine, dave eggers. t-swizzle refers to taylor swift.

#7: sorry, bieber, you're my new target.

it's so easy to pick on bieber and the situations he gets into. i cannot fathom the idea that people were hospitalized due to trampling each other in pursuit of the biebs.

bieber fever is upon us. it's the biebonic plague.

#6: tragedy! horror! shakespeare!

this was done instead of writing a paper on king lear. personally, i find it much more satisfying.

credits:
edmund- lemmy (green guy)
king lear- wool (worm w/hat)
cordelia- doyle (fox)
goneril- the swamp witch
regan- fuchsia (ocean monster)
gloucester- argus (orange sheep monster)
messenger- prince victor
edgar- merriweather (mushroom)
william shakespeare- iggy (eggplant)

#5: meet prince victor.

#4: meet the swamp witch.

#3: a riddle.

Don't you hate it when no one cares about your joke? Doyle does.

#2: the DMV.

#1: television.